I overheard some ladies in the office discussing how they decide what games their children can play, especially their little boys. The popular vote was a website called "What They Play". On a whim I decided to pay the site a visit myself. Laughter and hilarity ensued.
The site advertises that it is a website that reviews all the latest games and gives you an in depth idea of what to expect in the game's play and content. Users are allowed to sign up free of charge (and with no proof of being a responsible adult or parent mind you), and rank games by what age they feel is appropriate, and what their own feelings on the game are.
Sounds like a good idea right?
Well it just so turns out that some of these parents(I estimate %99) let slip the site they were using as a guide. In response, the site now seems to be dominated by young boys from the ages of 10-15, who are more than happy to rank their latest games as appropriate for "Ages 3 and up" for games like Halo 3, and "10 and up" for games like Grand Theft Auto IV, which was cited by many as, "a great game to play with the family!". I'm sure mom and dad will get a laugh out of the lap dance mini-game!
For example, 10 year old "deathsoldier" commented on the game Call of Duty 4 and had this wonderful tidbit to say:
"Im 10 and i play call of duty 4. When u play it u can hardly see any blood when u kill someone The language is s**t ,d***t and h**l so not that bad, and no one swears much on multiplayr."Oh the things kids say. I can only hope that his parents not only backhanded him for the lack of grammar, but also took fifteen minutes to
PLAY THE GAME themselves.
Or how about the reply when an older game said that the violent Assassin's Creed wouldn't be a good idea for kids under 14?
"Well I am 12 and this could be anybody's forum. Are you just scared of the fact that kids like me are going to be standing up for themselves? GamerPirate, go f**k yourself in the a**!"Yep. I would definately backhand that kid too. And none of it is uncommon, nearly every game that a young boy could want, from Resident Evil 2 all the way up to Grand Theft Auto and Manhunt has a small army of young boys willing to defend and advertise the game to their parents.
"This game is graet for your teens 10 and up, it teaches a lot about how real guns and war is bad, cuz it modles them after real guns and iraq, which kids need to know about. Definatly a good idea for a son 10 or older."And it really isn't difficult to tell the impostors, further proof that texting and IM'ing is killing your child's ability to communicate coherently. Long story short, I got a laugh out of it, and so can you. If you really need a site like this to tell you what games your kids can and cannot play, you are just as well off giving them a cigarette and dropping them off at Southern Exposure. My advice? Play the game yourself, and then YOU decide whether or not your child is mature enough for it, or if it is acceptable in your household. Maybe that way I can play Halo and COD4 again without some ten year old telling me to "F* off u stoopid noob a*"!
Ah. I love kids.

http://www.whattheyplay.com/